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‘Degsy’ from Redditch tops UK Skint List
An unemployed twenty-seven year old from Redditch tops the prestigious Sunday Sport Skint List which was published today. Although registered at his parents’ house ‘for tax reasons’, Derek ‘Degsy’...
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Person of genuine status rides in stretch limousine
Professor Lord Sir Geoffrey Jones-Marshall, CBE, KG winner of the Nobel Prize for Medicine, and pre-eminent research scientist in his field, achieved another notable first today after deciding to ride...
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Waitrose withdraws ‘essential’ range after finding poor people in stores
UK supermarket chain Waitrose has withdrawn its popular ‘essential’ range after discovering that the cut-price products had led to a number of poor people shopping there. The discount brand, launched...
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Father of 10 gives government ‘benefit holiday’
A young Oxford dad, Darren ‘Dazzler’ Peacock, 28, today announced his intention to give the coalition government a bit of breathing space by giving them a benefit holiday – voluntarily giving up...
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Hot summer could wipe out Goth population, experts warn
While most people are enjoying the current warm weather, climatologists said yesterday that a long hot summer could spell doom for one of Britain’s most unusual monochrome inhabitants, the Goth. ‘Goths...
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